I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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