i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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