with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
