Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
True college students do jello shots in the library
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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