College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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