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I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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