So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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