She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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