This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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