yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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