hotel room ftw
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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