I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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