My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We're facebook friends in real life
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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