Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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