How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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