Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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