What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
