What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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