do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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