No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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