Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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