Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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