omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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