i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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