If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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