I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.