So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.