he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?