just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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