David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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