I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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