you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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