For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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