they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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