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Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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