were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
