idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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