I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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