Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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