i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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