im drinking this country out of the recession.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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