tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
