The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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