when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
