and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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