Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Help. Why am I so naked?
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