i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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