I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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