your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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