I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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