Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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