Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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