i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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