i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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