Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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